1. |
I Work at the Zoo
02:46
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I work at the zoo
My life is a joke
Used to think I was better
Then I lost all hope
Scraping by for pennies
Spend it all on beer
Just going through all the motions
Why the fuck am I here?
Bleh
Apply and apply
Day after day
But just smiles and lies
And sorry, no way
Just fail and repeat
How much more can I take
Till I settle down here
And waste my life away
Well was it worth it?
A four year college degree
Graduate with a purpose
Doesn't seem so to me
Bleh
Ugh
So I'll just stand here
Lose all willpower
Restock our plush
For eight dollars an hour
Ask for donations
Just don't donate to me
I'm doomed to the gift shop
Cause where else would I be
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2. |
Wreck Your Brain
03:10
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Stumble to the Schnucks
Too drunk to complain
Gonna get some looks
Let’s wreck our brains
Run out of beer
So it’s back to the store
Say hi to Ted
Then get some more
32 ounces of fun for a buck
Losing my purpose but don’t give a fuck
Perfect solution for down on your luck
Let’s wreck our brains
Shitty day at work
Got some bad news
But it's nice outside
Let's get some brews
No time to wait
The sun is going down
Time to go skate
Drink em all down
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3. |
Electromancer
01:36
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Fury in his eyes
Thunder in his veins
One Blast! You will die!
And nothing will remain!
Lightning from his hands!
Smoldering your corpse
This smug bastard
He has no remorse
ELEC-TRO-MAN-CER
ELEC-TRO-MAN-CER
Now your soul is singed!
And nothing else is left!
Electro-wizard-magic
Is nothing-to-fuck-with
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blowing in the wind
Are all your hopes and dreams
Nothing left but ash!
You never even screamed!
ELEC-TRO-MAN-CER
ELEC-TRO-MAN-CER
TORRID-LIFE-SPAN (subject to change depending on mood)
ELEC-TRO-MAN-CERRRRRR
UGH
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4. |
Ice Cream in the Mail
01:14
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*Ding dong!*
Who's that?
Someone's at the door
Is that ice cream?
Ice cream in the mail???
Ice cream
In the mail
Ice cream ice cream ice cream in the mail
Ice cream ice cream ice cream in the mail
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM IN THE MAIL
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5. |
Fuck Up
03:22
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You have one job with this and that is not to FUCK UP
This give you confidence? You are bound to FUCK UP
Slam down another beer and turn into a FUCK UP
You ruined everything because you are a FUCK UP
I’m fucking up
It’s not cute, it’s just sad
No one wants to be your dad
You’re not a badass, you’re just bad
So hang in the towel, and turn it around
Aren’t you tired of feeling like shit
Wouldn’t it make sense if you just quit
Maybe in time, we will all just forget
You’re the joke of the town, stop being a clown
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6. |
I Can't Skateboard
03:00
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Garage door opens
Board in hand
Here’s to hopin’
You never understand
I can’t skateboard
Not even a bit
If I tried to kickflip
I’d definitely eat shit
I just wanna look cool
So I’ll crack open a beer and ride
Secretly just a fool
But lookin’ bitchin’ on the outside
Grab some friends
Smoke some weed
Fish eye lens
All you need
Still can’t skateboard
But I won’t quit
Fakin’ it anyway
I’ll take what I can get
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7. |
Lizard Breath
03:28
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Lizard Breath St. Louis, Missouri
Sweaty Goons in STL.
Likes: slimes, sludges, trying too hard
Dislikes: pigeons, littering
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